Wee, it's my first post in 458674030 years!


I've been ohnotheydidnt-ing a lot lately. It's an addiction. I can't live a day without it. :-(

Thanks to YouTube and ONTD, I found this very funny video of Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg in SNL.

It's "D!CK IN A BOX" (Color Me Badd style)!



*sings*
One: cut a hole in the box
Two: put your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box
and
that's the way you do it!


And for some more LOL.




Merry Christmas!
♥

I know this Meme's pretty old. But I'm still doing it.

Tagged by oreoeyes

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your livejournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

1. Everything I'm Not - The Veronicas (my guilty pleasure)

2. Narcolepsy - Third Eye Blind (I'll never get sick of this)

3. This Ruined Puzzle - Dashboard Confessional (homgz, emo!)

4. Ruthless - Something Corporate (has at least 33 plays, making it my most played Soco song. love the piano and the lyrics. and Andrew's voice...)

5. '97 Bonnie and Clyde - Tori Amos (the most original remake. ironic. but whatever. you should listen to this.)

6. Island in the Sun - Weezer (makes me happy every time i listen to it)

7. Breakdown - Jack Johnson (he's from Hawaii, and i dislike Hawaii. but who cares 'cause this song's great.)

Tagging...

1. myself_0426
2. headsterns
3. tuffluv
4. mimzkie
5. angel_melodrama
6. lilacstar_angel
7. bachelor_gurl

Last Friday, we talked about hermaphrodites during Bio. Very interesting. And during dismissal time, my sister caught a < sarcasm > very discreet freshie < / sarcasm > with her phone and Pat "arrested" her. Oh gawd, I was so happy.

First day of school.

Again.

I'm feeling kinda sad that I'm not in section A. Most people that I like are there. Like Michelle. My *quiz mate*.

Wink.



But it's okay. Sucks though that we have homework on the first friggin' day of school. And it's not really a school day. It's a day for orientation.

Today a new pic of Shiloh Nouvel surfaced. The fact that her name also means "new Messiah" is really amusing 'cos her birth was as anticipated as Jesus H. Christ's birth. Therefore, the "new Messiah". And Suri Xenu Cruise is the anti-Christ. :p

But I digress.

Going back to the pic, she's adorable! She's so tiny. Her lips are like Angelina's. And she's wearing purple.

Speaking of Jesus H. Christ, he makes a cameo role in the Pokemon theme music video. Watch it if you love Pokémon or not. It's very funny. And I love guy-in-green-shirt's hair. Very emo. And soft-looking too. Guess who's singing?

...

BILLY CRAWFORD!! LOLZ.

Got an M from myself_0426. This letter's hard... I hope names are allowed.

01. Meme - a fun idea that is spread through blogging

02. Maladroit - title of Weezer's fourth album
- also means "physically clumsy"

03. Marshmallow - smells good but...
- tastes good sometimes only (I hate the orange-flavored ones.)
- microwave it and watch

04. Money - smells good when fresh and crisp
- can't buy you happiness but can buy you...

05. Manolo Blahniks - shoes!

06. Mohawk - a hairstyle where the sides are shaved, leaving a strip down the middle that is spiked or fanned out
- Maddox Jolie-Pitt (haha, sounds like a deodorant daw) has one.

07. Marijuana - a leaf
- a drug usually smoked in a pipe
- found in the Canadian flag

08. Metrosexual - straight man living a homo lifestyle
- Ryan Seacrest

09. Motel - associated with one-night stands

10. MySpace - the place for camwhores
- It's, supposedly, very addictive.

And for your viewing pleasure, I got some Brit brit and [a stoned and overweight, but undeniably cute] Sean-P under the cut.
( WARNING: CUTENESS OVERLOAD! )

Oh gee, I can't wait to see Shiloh! :D

My Internet's ALIVE!

Dang, I got a lot of catching up to do...

Remember I put The Da Vince Code in my movie list? Haha, stupid move. As of right now, it only got 17%.


It's not just partially rotten! It's flies-and-fmaggots-all-over-it rotten!

EDIT: How do you change the LJ title in your profile? I can't find it in Personal info ...

Got it. LJ can be so confusing sometimes ...

I just found this awesome community (mp3_share) and I'm downloading free music like crazy. It's definitely much better than Limewire and the rest 'cause I can get a bunch of songs without the adware/malware/viruses. It's slow though 'cause I'm still dial-up. Bummer.

SEP was fun today. We played a game and our group won first place!

YAY! :|

...So we got one lollipop each.


We also had the class pic. It was blah 'cause it was so unplanned. Our "crazy" pic wasn't even crazy. It was far from crazy. After SEP, we (me and my driver) waited for my sister in the van. It was friggin' hot. So we drove to McDo and I bought the "large" McFlurry. Seriously, if they sold this particular size in the States, it will be called "extra small".

I went to ONTD and look what I found:

I've been searching for this pic since forever. Everyone loves a little bit of twincest right?

So while downloading music, my sis and I went to postsecret and saw a nice bunch of secrets (like the ones in the Dirty Little Secret video). My two faves:



LOL, I cried when I saw this. 'Cause it's sad, but true.

It says in this site:
"Although it [AIDS] was responsible for many deaths (Freddie Mercury and Eazy-E among them) and inspired one of the most insipid hits of the past three decades ('That's What Friends Are For'), the most significant musical damage done by the AIDS virus came with the subsequent demonization of sex and drugs, two ingredients without which rock & roll becomes practically pointless -- if not impossible."
Freaky! "That's What Friends are For"?! Inspired by AIDS?! No way!!!!1!11


My sister told me about that site, and also revealed to me the definition of smuthound.
(x) Smuthound --> one who likes smut
(x) Smut --> yummy erotic fiction or art
Freaky! I thought smuthound had something to do with gossip 'cause Lainey puts that in her gossip site. Hah, stupidity.



It's nice to know that I'm not the only person extremely happy and relieved that ♥ BJ and Tyler ♥ were safe from elimination in The Amazing Race 9. TAR9 is no fun without them.

I adopted a cute lil' fairy fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
(This is Darla...)









I adopted a cute lil' death fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
(...and this is Bill!)






I watched The Silence of the Lambs last night and it scared the shit out of me.
I can never think of transsexuals the same way again.

Dang, we're going back to school on Wednesday. I hate school. It's the shittiest thing in the world.

I was gonna study today for the exams I'll be taking when I go back, but some bitch named The Sims 2 stopped me from doing this. I promised to limit myself to one hour of playing but I ended up sitting in front of the monitor for 4 friggin' hours.

Aah, it's like a drug. I can't stop myself. Call me a geek but I don't care.

Anyway I'm reading Angela's Ashes right now ['cause my dad forced me to suggested it to me] and I'm loving it. It's a memoir of the author's very miserable Irish Catholic childhood. The babies wear rags for diapers. The dad rarely works and when he does, he drinks his wages. The mom is miserable. When they finally got a bed to sleep one, they were so happy. All six in the family squeezed into that bed but woke up in the middle of the night, scratching and bleeding because of the fleas in the mattress. One time, the children and the mom had to find coal, papers, leaves, etc. in the roadside in order to light a fire. All in all, the parents had seven children. Three of them died. One 'cause of pneumonia, the other 'cause of the fleas, and the only girl 'cause of ... wee, I forgot.

It's a good and easy read.

I'm gonna go read now, okay? I've been sitting in front of the computer for hours.

Wee!

Conan


has


a


baby


boy


named


Beckett!


Conan's hair is so yummy. Join join join! --> conans_hair

I got so much to do for school and I haven't done anything yet.
I keep on procrastinating. I was going to do it Thursday. Then I told myself, "Hey, I'll do it on Friday." OK. I'll do it TOMORROW. Promise.

<3

Whoopa! We watched "The Cider House Rules" yesterday. I cried my eyes out when Fuzzy died. One of the characters was Wally and my sister can't help but remember Miss Rimorin. *copies Miss Rimorin's trademark "GET IT?"* Erykah Badu was in the movie. The character she played got pregnant and the baby's father was her father. So her dad (yes, her dad) had, um, sexual intercourse with her *cringe* and voila! But she aborts the baby anyway, stabs her dad and he dies.

♥♥♥♥

I was reading my sister's "evil blue CL book of doom!!!" (twerp_5, 2005) yesterday. (Charley, if you haven't read it, get your sister's book and read it now!!!)

According to the book,
...Homosexuality is a disease. So Carson Kressley is "severely--I mean, terminally--ill" (twerp_5, 2005).
...If shop mannequins were made into real humans, they would be too thin to menstruate.
...the pores in the condoms are fifty (or was it thirty) times bigger than the AIDS/HIV virus. You do the math.
and much MUCH more.
READ IT 'cause you're missing out on something REALLY good.

♥♥♥♥

I was bored so I changed this: to this:.
You won't really see any flaw in the original icon if you're not OC like me and almost everyone else. It looked too pixel-y to me, so I changed it. Aah, the wonders of Photoshop.

Taken from xobeeuteaful's LJ.

♥

( What did you dress up as this Halloween? v.01 )

( What did you dress up as this Halloween? v.02 )

Happy Halloween!

I'm FINALLY done with the Soc Sci paper.

It took me...
15821879 minutes to write the Historical Background.
87891842556 minutes to write the Conclusion.
178593 minutes to edit the Powerpoint presentation. (Some sentences were missing periods!) Pardon my obsessive compulsion.
787597258798218789310545645620 minutes thinking of what are we really supposed to write in the Recommendations.
4578 minutes to write the Recommendations.
488792 minutes to write the Resources in APA format.
145 minutes to print the hardcopy, punch holes, save the Powerpoint presentation into a diskette, place them in a brown envelope and add sticky tape.
A few "Try for Baby" to make my Sim Fiona pregnant.
1 day to give birth to bay boy Maddox and turn him from a baby to a toddler.
1 1/4 day to turn Maddox from a toddler to a child.
A bunch of "Try for Baby" to make Fiona pregnant again.
And just yesterday, Fiona gave birth to another baby boy named Adam.

Aah, my first few days of sem break are so productive. I'm proud of myself.

My "Wants" this sem break:
Make Fiona pregnant again but with a baby girl this time. *Crosses fingers*
Buy a few goodies from Artwork.
Be able to research for English and CL in not more than 3 days.
World peace. *Applause*
Have an air band.
Have a tiara.
Talk to Jessica.

P.S.
In the last 3 days, I had really good dreams which I still remember. (This is very rare.)
On the first night, I was watching a movie.
On the second night, I was in school and we had a field trip mall. We had, like, an Amazing Race. We had to find three people wearing red in a store. When we found them, they showed us a secret cinema in the store and we watched a movie there. So cool.
And last night, my cousins in my dad's side were in my dream. Ate Shirley and Sasa were there, too, but I totally ignored the latter. Cueshé (OMGZ!!!1one! They're so paaank!!) was there, too, (I don't know why) and I said to my sister "Oh my God! It's Cueshé!" in a really excited way. Then I high-fived her. But I was being sarcastic.

Fin

My bookmarks fucked up. Again.
See this?!?
Aargh. But my Sims 2 links were saved [It must be a sign. Ooh la la.]. All the rest... gone. Again.

*Reuploads bookmarks. Again.*

I won't be talking about PTC, report cards, the infamous "I failed Soc Sci!" and "I'm grounded for life", and the like. Let's talk positive stuff. Like fetus Tomatie and all the other fetuses [and fetus-in fetu] in the world. Whoopa!

It was Thursday yesterday and we had a little bit of Crunch just after English time, which explains the "high-ness" throughout the day. We had polvoron Spanish time. No extreme brownies 'cause someone *COUGH* forgot. I'm kidding, Mica. But you owe us the main course! Kidding again. Just fooling around. And enjoying life. And Sims 2. Yeah, we got it back!

*Does the happy dance*

I'll be making a new family later. And make them Woohoo* in the bed, in the hot tub, in the dressing room and in the car (I need Nightlife for this though). So they can have many beautiful babies.

*Woohoo - the Sim terminology for tender loving care
- a babymaking session
- sexual intercourse
- "it"

♥

I just finished reading Social Crimes last Thursday. I miss New York. I miss Jo/Josephine Marie/Jolie Ann Meers Slater. I miss Monique. I miss the Rotinal tablets. I miss Nathaniel P. Nathaniel. I miss the Marie Antoinette necklace. I miss every single thing in it.

( Confessions of A Broken Heart )

Guess who "wrote" this. (Take note of the quotation marks)
CLUE:
She "wrote" and sang this song.
Her nickname has 4 letters.

( Emo-ness )

Omagah, I need some Kleenex.
Just imagine the music video.

*Dies laughing*

I was "reading" Exodus 15-19.
It's for school. Aah, I feel "holy".

Cure For The Itch and Porcelain sound similar [to me]. Check it out.

♥♥♥

My dad arrived from New York yesterday.
I missed him so much.
He brought home some Ferrero Rocher (it's almost finished), two "I ♥ NY" shirts, one "I ♥ NY" piggy bank (white with red hearts for its eyes and snout. Canadian colors!) picture frames from the Guggenheim museum, a New York Vertical picture book (The pictures are breath-taking}, and [he said] an iPod Nano next week. Okay, now I feel bad. We already have an iPod Mini. And we only reached half of the 1000-song capacity (we only have 584 songs!). I'm serious, he didn't have to buy another one. We could've spent the money on some other stuff... like Vans. Who wants my iPod Mini? I'm selling it. The silicon casing is ruined though [in the click wheel area] so you have to get yourself a new one or bear with it.

I miss New York.
I miss the subways. (And swiping the card.)
I miss my uncle's x-apartment. (And the elevator. It has the "cage".)
I miss commuting. (My uncle had no car. We only rode the taxi twice. We rode the subway and walked. It was only in New York where I had fun walking.)
I miss Broadway.
I miss Radio City. (Heaven.)
I miss TRL. (We just passed by in front of the people outside holding banners, saying things like "Marry me Benji!" and "Patrick is my homeboy!" LOL. We were on our way to watch Beauty and the Beast.)
I miss the Guggenheim Museum.
I miss the Bronx zoo. (I remember asking, "Jlo was born here? In the Bronx zoo?" I was 9. The bat room was sick. We could smell the urine from outside. We didn't go in anymore.)
I miss the World Trade Center. Who would've known that would be my first and last time to be there? Aah. It's scary. We were there (if I'm not mistaken) March 2001. Just 6 months before the 9/11 tragedy.


World Trade Center
1973-2001

So, there. I wish I could go back to New York...

My dad slept the whole day yesterday.
Aah, I love my dad.
I wanna hug him.

I was looking through my 2004 entries. 'Cause I felt nostalgic.

["I'm falling into mammaries memories of you and things we used to do." plays in the background. I love this song.]

Okay, I was just bored.

Then I saw an entry [I wrote] saying how much I hate my cousin.
Ugh.
Yeah. The bitchy adopted Cambodian brat. [I'm not racist. In fact, I love Cambodians! Except for her, of course.]
I wrote that entry last summer. She was 18-months old. Now's she's turning 3.
I hate her to death.

Sasa pincess!
(Sasa is her name. She can't say Ysa. So she says Sasa. Schupid. And she can't say princess. Haha.)
She keeps on saying that. She likes rubbing it in my face.
Sasa pincess!
Sasa pincess!
Sasa pincess!
It's annoying. So annoying, I wanna stick a pen up her throat. [No, I can't kill her. 'Cause she's my "cousin", right?]
In other words, I want a baby boy, not a baby girl.
So I can dress him up in...
a Ramones shirt,
and give him a mohawk.
Aah!

Va te faire voir!
Conneries!
Vas te faire foutre!
Sale putain!


I was surfing at a Spanish Language Swear Words site.
( too funny )

Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque
Your Name
Band Name	Manic Street Preachers
Role	Drummer
Trademark	Dark-Rimmed "Emo" Glasses
Love Interest	A Porn Star
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I remember taking this quiz 448932178954 years ago. Damn, I'm still in love with that porn star.
I want some dark-rimmed "emo" glasses. Like teasp_oon's and Mackie's.
Oh wait! I want it star-shaped! With glitters and some pink fuzzy balls sticking out!
OMAGAH!

It's 8:46 pm and I haven't done anything but eat and surf since 6:32 pm.
That means I have to do my homework.
Oh wait, I don't have homework.
Whoops!
IW then.

:D